News That Does Not Surprise You

From the 'Could Of Told You It Was Going To Happen File', Hornets' forward Chris Andersen was dumped from the NBA for drug use. Just look at the guy...Does he seem like a drug user to you? The dude looks like he's f'ed up on a game to game basis. This is for the hard stuff too. The NBA doesn't mess around when guys are on amphetamines, coke, LSD, opiates, morphine, heroin, or codeine (???). BUT if you toke it up with some weed, you miss 10 games for a 4th offense.

Andersen now has 2 years to wait before reapplying to the NBA. Next time you're looking for a high Chris, look to upstanding NBA players Rasheed Wallace and Damon Stoudamire, who never had to sit out for 2 years on weed offenses.