NBA Playoff Mini-Rant

Cavs vs Pistons:

The Cavs were bent over, and screwed by the man who can’t read (pictured) and his teammates. The NBA…It’s FANTASTIC! Nice job Cavs. We actually had a 12-7 lead in this game. Then the brown stuff hit the fan. Those dicks from Detroit decided to shoot 10-11 from downtown in the first half to put the Cavs away BEFORE half time. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen again. Damn! That was hard to watch. I still think the Cavs can steal a game or two, but you can’t expect these guys to come back and take the series from the Pistons. Detroit looks like they are on cruise control to the Finals. A message to the Cavs: Get your act together you stupid assholes!

Mavericks vs Spurs:

Just before the Cleveland massacre took place, I saw one of the dumbest things I’ve seen recently in an NBA game (Not since Ricky Davis shot at our own basket for a Triple Double.). Jerry Stackhouse, who played well off the bench for the Mavs, had an open lane to the basket after a tipped pass by Manu Ginobli. Ginobli was BEHIND him as Stackhouse got the ball and was facing the basket. He even had Eric Dampier blocking off the only Spurs’ defender down low. An easy layup would have tied the game. INSTEAD, Stackhouse stepped back to get behind the 3-Point line to shoot for the win. Ginobli had time to recover and get right up in his face. Stackhouse shot the 3….NO GOOD. The Spurs win the game. MORON! If the Mavs lose this series, they can blame it on Jerry.