UH-OH! (CUE THE MUSIC FROM JAWS)

The Cowboys may have made the first move in what may seal their fate today. They cut mild-tempered primadonna, Keyshawn Johnson, who actually did a good job in Dallas, and the rumors are running wild that they may bring Quaker’s Instant-Team Killer, Terrell Owens, onto the roster.

The setup to the potential acquisition of Terrell Owens is chalk full of all kinds of hilarious goodness:

-One of TO’s first big asshole gestures as an NFL player centered around his arrogant pose on the Dallas Star AT MIDFIELD after scoring a TD back when he was with San Francisco. The pose angered Dallas’ fans and fans across the country. I remember thinking that someone from Dallas should of beat him to a bloody pulp after that display. Now he can pose during every home TD on that star like the pile of crap that he is so he can garner even more ridiculous attention.

-The potential union between TO and Bill Parcells has NFL Soap Opera written all over it. If Parcells thought Antonio Bryant’s towel throwing incident was a dandy treat, wait to see how the boss likes whatever stunts TO has up his sleeve. Parcells and TO together on the same team may result in a murder.

-Drew Bledsoe, a damn good NFL QB, isn't perfect. I looked into my magic crystal ball, and I see TO attacking Bledsoe on the sidelines during a game stating that Bledsoe can’t get him the ball fast enough while he’s getting sacked. I’ve said this before: If TO had a problem with Donovan McNabb, what does he expect with most other QBs around the league? Bledsoe had his problems with Keyshawn too….and Keyshawn had the utmost respect for the veteran.

-The simple fact that Keyshawn Johnson, a man who early in his career was a mild precursor to the assclown that is TO, is potentially getting replaced by TO is priceless. Keyshawn actually has been somewhat subdued in Dallas and was a decent teammate that didn’t cause too much noise…at least that the media knew about.

If TO actually has an agreement in place with the Cowboys, like some internet rumors have mentioned, I feel sorry for Cowboys’ fans. Is Jerry Jones that stupid? We'll soon see. Denver is still a possibility for this horrid disease of a player. Wherever he signs, we’ll have to get bets going on how long it takes for TO to wear out his miserable welcome.